How to go about your dastadly deeds ( whilst remaining utterly dapper to the ends of that audacious moustache ) so that if you are by some horrendous error caught mid wrong doing you can always blame the moustache… who could argue! just add, twist and go – attitude will develop with use = Audacious Moustache Wax =
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and some meticulous moustaches….