The Audacious Beard Co’s Christmas competition:
Here at Audacious Head Quarters we have decided that the month of December needs an Audacious prize competition to celebrate the season – so rather than the usual two competitions we are focussing on one special festive prize = the winner will receive one of our Beard Oils & Beard Balm gift sets – which contains all three beard oils, and the beard balm.
To enter= message us a photo of you holding an Audacious Beard Co product, showing off your awesome beard / moustache BUT make sure there is something festive in the photo… maybe a decoration, Christmas tree, what about Santa Claus? The most imaginative and Audacious photo will receive the gift set in time for Christmas!
Massive thanks to all The Audacious Beard Co customers who have been sending in fantastic photos and feedback/ reviews. Keep them coming as we have 3 competitions running this month. =
1, the wordsmithery =
share your artful skill of word usage with feedback worthy of quoting – here’s a fine example=
“My goatee accepts this manly offering of truly epic chin-brush lubricant!”
Thanks for your nice feedback Daniel. This is just the sort of wordsmithery which might win an Audacious freebie !
2. the awesomeness of your facial hair with one of our products selfie =
“this has a truly great smell, my favourite at the moment and making the beard well manageable .very nice.”A magnificent beard and moustache Karl…huge thanks for sharing
= yep! awesomely meticulous moustache and Audacious beard …. in with a chance of winning a freebie or more if ihe wins our special one off November competition =
3, THE AUDACIOUS BEARD = the most Audacious beard photo will win the package of assembled goodies pictured below = so go to it fine fellows and …
‘Feed the Beard – Fear the Beard !’
Much excitement was caused by this little fellow at Audacious Head Quarters …our new ink stamper has just arrived with ‘The Audacious Beard Co’ logo to emblazon your parcels of beard products – and packages for competition winners …
come visit and bring your beards or meticulous moustaches…
Our favourite customer photo was from Lee who sent in a picture at the beginning of his beard adventure and then again a few weeks ago ….
Lee has won a tin of Moustache wax (great for taming any wild moustachioed beards)..
Our favourite customer comment was:
“Hey guys, after a luxurious hot shower this morning I got the chance to try out my new pot of Audacious Beard Balm that I procured from our friendly neighbourhood auction site. My mane is now supersoft and ready to create even more beard envy! Everyone should buy some!”
Paul has won a bottle of Buccaneer beard oil …
Because we have enjoyed the wonderful wordsmithery of all you Audacious Bearded Bards out there who have left such fantastic and entertaining feedback and reviews – we have decided to reward our favourite comment at the end of EVERY MONTH with a freebie = here are a couple of fantastic examples from this month …
This Audacious Woodsman beard oil user is working his wordsmithery …
“I feel the forest calling, my axe beckons and the bears cower with every waft.”
… a great candidate for ‘wordsmith winner’ of the September freebie competition!
The Woodsman – beard oil | The Audacious Beard Co
10ml of bottled manliness with undertones of cedarwood and plaid shirts – easily stored in a rucksack. With its blend of four essential oils and vitamin E, the…
The Buccaneer – beard oil | The Audacious Beard Co
10ml of bottled mischief and adventuring in far away exotic places… With its blend of four essential oils and vitamin E, the Buccaneer combines the aromas of rum and exotic spices…
How to go about your dastadly deeds ( whilst remaining utterly dapper to the ends of that audacious moustache ) so that if you are by some horrendous error caught mid wrong doing you can always blame the moustache… who could argue! just add, twist and go – attitude will develop with use = Audacious Moustache Wax =
and some meticulous moustaches….
We will be away on the Annual Audacious outing from the 4 – 8 August, so please order shortly if you are in a hurry….
New product for sale in our shop very soon … stay tuned!
How much wood would a Wood Chopper chop if a Wood Chopper could chop wood?
That would probably depend upon the Audaciousness of the Wood Chopper’s Beard!