SEPTEMBER’S COMPETITION NEWS: This month with some fantastic entries we really struggled choosing the winner. After much deliberation, beard scratching and moustache twisting we have chosen Mr Wilderspin who gave us both of these wonderful feedback comments =
“I feel the forest calling, my axe beckons and the bears cower with every waft…….”
”I am now in control of a ship and leaving this feedback after a good raid. Arrr!”
A complimentary bottle of ‘The Wood-Chopper’ is on its way to you.
‘Audacious service as always. Fighting bears has never been so easy.’
Thanks for your entertaining feedback Phil! – we spotted this video and thought we would share it in honour of you and all the other bear scaring Audacious Wood Chopper wearers out there….
Because we have enjoyed the wonderful wordsmithery of all you Audacious Bearded Bards out there who have left such fantastic and entertaining feedback and reviews – we have decided to reward our favourite comment at the end of EVERY MONTH with a freebie = here are a couple of fantastic examples from this month …
This Audacious Woodsman beard oil user is working his wordsmithery …
“I feel the forest calling, my axe beckons and the bears cower with every waft.”
… a great candidate for ‘wordsmith winner’ of the September freebie competition!
The Woodsman – beard oil | The Audacious Beard Co
10ml of bottled manliness with undertones of cedarwood and plaid shirts – easily stored in a rucksack. With its blend of four essential oils and vitamin E, the…
The Buccaneer – beard oil | The Audacious Beard Co
10ml of bottled mischief and adventuring in far away exotic places… With its blend of four essential oils and vitamin E, the Buccaneer combines the aromas of rum and exotic spices…
New product for sale in our shop very soon … stay tuned!
How much wood would a Wood Chopper chop if a Wood Chopper could chop wood?
That would probably depend upon the Audaciousness of the Wood Chopper’s Beard!
picture by Alex t Crozer
check it out in the shop …