Wearing a beard is one of life’s great pleasures …

woodsman‘Wearing a beard is one of life’s great pleasures. It’s a look that says, “Yes, I’m a man. I’ll chop down a tree and wrestle a bear for you – and then I’ll wrap you up in my arms and rock you to sleep. And I’m probably quite good at IT and pouring artisan coffee too.”

As a member of the bald-but-bearded community, I afford young swells the opportunity to address me as “Mr Upside-Down Head”. Others among them like to call me “Badger Beard” on account of the distinguished white that is an increasingly prominent feature of my face.

We all chuckle and then we make friends.

Yet ecstasy turned to agony when I contemplated the state of my skin under The Magnificence. It would itch and it would flake. It seemed like a price worth paying in order to look so dang handsome, but it was very irritating (quite literally).

Then along came The Audacious Beard Co. A few dabs of The Woodsman beard oil and I smelt divine, my beard felt heavenly … and the flaky skin was gone.

One day I shall look down from the mountaintop, king of all I survey, and say to myself, “The day that I started to treat my beard as lovingly as others treat it is the day that everything started to come good.”

Tom Greeves, South London

The Best Beard Oil Project

 

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Our Buccaneer Beard oil has received the highest grading handed out so far on The Best Beard Oil Project, which puts us in joint first place among all the other oils!
This beard oil review site is run by the eccentric beard oil collector Bobert Brush, who in his search for the world’s best beard oil has made a pledge to travel to the far corners of the Earth to gather all known beard oil specimens into a single place!

The Buccaneer which was also included in the Independent’s ‘Indybest’ top beard oils article is perfect for all aspiring swashbuckling pirates.

Here is a excerpt from Bobert’s review:

‘I was transported away to an ancient Spain, wearing a golden rimmed cocked hat and brandishing a cutlass. I was holding hostage 15 hardy wenches, all bound and tied to my centre mast, surrounded by sack after sack of beautiful, plump, ripe seville oranges – freshly pillaged from God only knows where. Whilst the helpless wenches look on, consumed with desire, I continually bounce from toe to toe in a dance of bearded pirate fury, imbued with the undefeatable strength of ten bears.’

Share your Audacious beard Co product feedback

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“Keeps the beard (and eyebrows) under control – This stuff is great!”
“I slap some on then warm it up with the wife’s hair dryer whilst brushing my magnificent beard. Smells great for the rest of the day. Out of all the things I’ve thrown at my beard , this beard balm has been my favourite, both to use and to smell.”
“Smells great, easy to apply and makes my beard feel great. Have used beard oil before but think I will stick to the balm from now on! Also being solid and small it’s very easy to carry with me every day.”
“Great stuff, really softened the beard up and moisturised the skin so it was not itchy….”
-Thanks guys for your Audacious feedback :)#

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